Jokes from the archives.

I don’t know if this may come as a surprise to any of you guys…but I’m ugly. Yes, I am, stop it. Seriously mum stop it, you’re embarrassing me. I’m 31. But because I’m ugly, nobody chats me up. It’s me that has to go out into the world & find something warm & friendly…

One free chapter from the book.

‘Beware of destination addiction, a preoccupation with the idea that happiness is in the next place, the next job, the next partner. Until you give up the idea that happiness is somewhere else, it will never be where you are’Robert Holden That quote was nearly a book within itself. I had a writer’s cramp just…