Jokes from the archives.

I don’t know if this may come as a surprise to any of you guys…but I’m ugly. Yes, I am, stop it. Seriously mum stop it, you’re embarrassing me. I’m 31. But because I’m ugly, nobody chats me up. It’s me that has to go out into the world & find something warm & friendly…

Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Bedspread.

The trial of the century is finally over! The world hasn’t been this united over a courtcase it didn’t fully understand since Steven Avery in ‘Making a Murderer’. All this trial needed was a little Brendan Dassey to falsely admit to helping her shit all over the house and it would’ve just been perfecto. However,…