Oh Phillip Bryan Schofield. What have you done son? 27 years in the closet all down the drain because you’re now well into your 50’s and you are suddenly cockhungry as fuck. Bravo to you mind, more power to you aswell…I still like you, doesn’t matter to me if you reside at Wham Avenue or…
Coronavirus
All kicking off ain’t it. The world as we know it is ending because the chinese don’t find anything too weird to eat. What an anti climax. All our lives we believed the end of the world was going to be zombies, earthquakes, floods, fires, robots or aliens…and instead we are going to have a…
I spent 20 minutes in the pool and i’m furious.
It was a cold, dark Saturday night, nothing was stirring, not even a mouse…so I decided to head out and spend some time relaxing at the gym, and by ‘the gym’ I obviously mean the pool, sauna & jacuzzi. It’s the perfect place to unwind, it’s quiet, it’s hot and it’s wet…(and girls, i’ve been…
All I wanted was a shower…
I have travelled on a 19 hour flight, plus 2 hours getting to my hotel and all a boy would wish for is a hot shower to freshen up & put on some clean clothes to make him feel human again, but nah, these Tokyo bruddas have other plans.First, I have to take my shoes…
Jesy Nelson’s Pity Party.
First and foremost let me clarify that I have pre-existing beef with these Little Mix mugs since they aimed music at early teenage girls then got on primetime TV & pressed their fannies up against the fourth wall over and over again for these impressionable young girls to imitate in their bedrooms. Honestly, don’t take…
Love Island.
What a piece of fucking art this TV show really is mind. I have never watched it before & I was always in that group of people, who I now realise are absolute cunts with no taste, who think they are above watching reality TV and it somehow makes them more intelligent than the people…
Paedophile Hunters.
Hands up if you come away from these Facebook videos of a ‘sting’ hating the annoying cunts behind the camera more than the nonce they are out hunting… 👋👋👋👋👋👋 I honestly cannot fucking stand them. How annoying do you have to be that out of a group consisting of 5 regular people & 1 known…
It’s time to talk about the homeless.
OK I have just seen something that has infuriated me so much that it’s time we discuss what’s going on with the homeless people in and around our area. So what I have just seen is a load of old dirty sheets & old clothes strewn about under the bridge in town centre right alongside…
I am Non Binary.
Am I fuck. I think I have reached my limit now with this stuff. I am fairly liberal and leftwing in my views but I can’t be taken for a dickhead any longer! I just ain’t having it. From now on the ONLY way I will accept you identifying as NON BINARY is if you…
Brexit.
Thought i’d sum up the current feelings around Brexit with a few words and i’m sure you’d agree with me whether you voted Leave or Remain… Absolutely fuck knows. The End.
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