‘You have power over your mind…not outside events…Realise this & you will find strength’ – Marcus Aurelius.            Right this one here is a cracker! If you really sat & thought about this one, it could literally change your life. This one here seems so simple but when you read it for the first time you…
I Meditated for 50 Days Straight & You Should Too Motherfucker.
You heard me. 10 minutes a day for 50 straight days. Piece of piss. Before you think ‘all that mmmm’ing & aaaahhh’ing isn’t for me’ or ‘isn’t the lotus position a bit gay?’ I want you to be a tad open minded here…you haven’t got to wear an orange jumpsuit or start chanting in tongues…
ALL LIVES MATTER & THE STATUE GUARDIANS.
ALL LIVES MATTER CREW. Let’s have a chat, hear each other out is it? I’ll go first. There are opportunists among the protestors, OK we agree on that? The protests are overwhelmingly peaceful, but there are instances where it goes above and beyond & things get violent, sometimes the police cause it and sometimes some…
An open letter to Bill Gates. CC: Conspiracy Theorists.
An Open Letter to Bill Gates: Dear Bill, I wrote you, but you still ain’t calling…I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom!? I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not’ve got ’em? There probably was a problem at the post office or something, sometimes I scribble addresses…
What the World in 2021 Looks Like.
The world as we know it is gunna change forever folks…2021 and beyond is going to be Year 1 of what we see as the new dawn, a new era if you will. Just like 9/11 changed how we fly & travel, this virus is going to fuck up everything we ever did & we’re…
Coronavirus II – It’s come to find me.
OK i’m stuck indoors & felt like I could get all my thoughts on the pandemic out in one go rather than clog up your Facebook feed so grab an anti-bac wipe, clean your seat & take 5 minutes to relax & have a read. If you’re new here I’d suggest reading my first post…
Phillip Schofield I need a word…
Oh Phillip Bryan Schofield. What have you done son? 27 years in the closet all down the drain because you’re now well into your 50’s and you are suddenly cockhungry as fuck. Bravo to you mind, more power to you aswell…I still like you, doesn’t matter to me if you reside at Wham Avenue or…
Coronavirus
All kicking off ain’t it. The world as we know it is ending because the chinese don’t find anything too weird to eat. What an anti climax. All our lives we believed the end of the world was going to be zombies, earthquakes, floods, fires, robots or aliens…and instead we are going to have a…
I spent 20 minutes in the pool and i’m furious.
It was a cold, dark Saturday night, nothing was stirring, not even a mouse…so I decided to head out and spend some time relaxing at the gym, and by ‘the gym’ I obviously mean the pool, sauna & jacuzzi. It’s the perfect place to unwind, it’s quiet, it’s hot and it’s wet…(and girls, i’ve been…
All I wanted was a shower…
I have travelled on a 19 hour flight, plus 2 hours getting to my hotel and all a boy would wish for is a hot shower to freshen up & put on some clean clothes to make him feel human again, but nah, these Tokyo bruddas have other plans.First, I have to take my shoes…
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