Why Men Don’t Talk About Wanting to Die.

This week we’ve seen the latest high-profile sports star; Paddy Pimblett, AKA The Fifth Beatle, AKA Jay from The Inbetweeners when one of his lies was actually true, come out and give an impassioned post-fight speech about men needing to open up to people about their mental health. He’d just choked a guy out &…

Jokes from the archives.

I don’t know if this may come as a surprise to any of you guys…but I’m ugly. Yes, I am, stop it. Seriously mum stop it, you’re embarrassing me. I’m 31. But because I’m ugly, nobody chats me up. It’s me that has to go out into the world & find something warm & friendly…

Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Bedspread.

The trial of the century is finally over! The world hasn’t been this united over a courtcase it didn’t fully understand since Steven Avery in ‘Making a Murderer’. All this trial needed was a little Brendan Dassey to falsely admit to helping her shit all over the house and it would’ve just been perfecto. However,…

Another chapter from the book.

‘If you knew how quickly people forget the dead… You would stop living to impress people’ Christopher Walken I know he’s an actor but actors can be wise too can’t they? Not Adam Sandler or the bloke who plays Mrs Brown in ‘Mrs Brown’s Boys’ mind, but some can have a bit behind the eyes…

One free chapter from the book.

‘Beware of destination addiction, a preoccupation with the idea that happiness is in the next place, the next job, the next partner. Until you give up the idea that happiness is somewhere else, it will never be where you are’Robert Holden That quote was nearly a book within itself. I had a writer’s cramp just…

A Commoners Guide to Philosophy.

             ‘You have power over your mind…not outside events…Realise this & you will find strength’ – Marcus Aurelius.             Right this one here is a cracker!  If you really sat & thought about this one, it could literally change your life. This one here seems so simple but when you read it for the first time you…

I Meditated for 50 Days Straight & You Should Too Motherfucker.

You heard me. 10 minutes a day for 50 straight days. Piece of piss. Before you think ‘all that mmmm’ing & aaaahhh’ing isn’t for me’ or ‘isn’t the lotus position a bit gay?’ I want you to be a tad open minded here…you haven’t got to wear an orange jumpsuit or start chanting in tongues…

ALL LIVES MATTER & THE STATUE GUARDIANS.

ALL LIVES MATTER CREW. Let’s have a chat, hear each other out is it? I’ll go first. There are opportunists among the protestors, OK we agree on that? The protests are overwhelmingly peaceful, but there are instances where it goes above and beyond & things get violent, sometimes the police cause it and sometimes some…

An open letter to Bill Gates. CC: Conspiracy Theorists.

An Open Letter to Bill Gates: Dear Bill,  I wrote you, but you still ain’t calling…I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom!? I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not’ve got ’em? There probably was a problem at the post office or something, sometimes I scribble addresses…

What the World in 2021 Looks Like.

The world as we know it is gunna change forever folks…2021 and beyond is going to be Year 1 of what we see as the new dawn, a new era if you will. Just like 9/11 changed how we fly & travel, this virus is going to fuck up everything we ever did & we’re…