Few Days in Medellin.

To start off, everybody smells fucking glorious here. And I mean EVERYBODY. Those that know me will understand what an autistic little nerd I am for aftershaves, I can pick them out of the air & tell you what they’re wearing about 70% of the time…so out here it’s like Pokemon GO but with scents,…

I Got Stopped & Searched by the Policìa.

Only one place to start this blog entry. I got stopped & searched on the side of the road by 2 Policìa(men?). 2 Federalies, the One-Time…2 coppers basically. Not even 24 hours after arriving here in Cartel City and I’m in trouble with the law. Next time a girl says she likes badboys, I’m gunna…

Leaving Bogota.

Alright, time to give you my thoughts after the first few days of being in Colombia, namely Bogota. Bogota isn’t really a holiday destination, it’s the largest city with the main airport, so you fly here & fuck off straight away typically. I spent 4 days here in the ‘tourist’ area, which i’m guessing is…

First Day in Colombia! 🇨🇴

Well i’ll start before I arrived here actually, because in truth, I wasn’t excited at all about this trip. I wasn’t scared or nervous, I felt nothing at all. Just felt like I had a trip to the chemists pencilled in. For me, it didn’t feel like a once in a lifetime trip at all,…

Why Men Don’t Talk About Wanting to Die.

This week we’ve seen the latest high-profile sports star; Paddy Pimblett, AKA The Fifth Beatle, AKA Jay from The Inbetweeners when one of his lies was actually true, come out and give an impassioned post-fight speech about men needing to open up to people about their mental health. He’d just choked a guy out &…

Jokes from the archives.

I don’t know if this may come as a surprise to any of you guys…but I’m ugly. Yes, I am, stop it. Seriously mum stop it, you’re embarrassing me. I’m 31. But because I’m ugly, nobody chats me up. It’s me that has to go out into the world & find something warm & friendly…

Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Bedspread.

The trial of the century is finally over! The world hasn’t been this united over a courtcase it didn’t fully understand since Steven Avery in ‘Making a Murderer’. All this trial needed was a little Brendan Dassey to falsely admit to helping her shit all over the house and it would’ve just been perfecto. However,…

Another chapter from the book.

‘If you knew how quickly people forget the dead… You would stop living to impress people’ Christopher Walken I know he’s an actor but actors can be wise too can’t they? Not Adam Sandler or the bloke who plays Mrs Brown in ‘Mrs Brown’s Boys’ mind, but some can have a bit behind the eyes…

One free chapter from the book.

‘Beware of destination addiction, a preoccupation with the idea that happiness is in the next place, the next job, the next partner. Until you give up the idea that happiness is somewhere else, it will never be where you are’Robert Holden That quote was nearly a book within itself. I had a writer’s cramp just…

A Commoners Guide to Philosophy.

             ‘You have power over your mind…not outside events…Realise this & you will find strength’ – Marcus Aurelius.             Right this one here is a cracker!  If you really sat & thought about this one, it could literally change your life. This one here seems so simple but when you read it for the first time you…